90 Quotes by Rachel Caine about humor
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Because Oliver wants you, and what Oliver wants, Oliver gets, right? So get your sweet little butt up already.”“Hey,” Shane said, and stood up. “I’m not telling you again, Jase. Stop.”“What, because I said she had a sweet little butt? You don’t think she does? Hard to believe, since you spend so much time staring at it.
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It's a guy thing. We have reactions to women in tight leather with whips. It's sort of involuntary.
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Who's your daddy?'Myrnin stared at him as if he'd gone completely mental. 'Excuse me?
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It's part of the marriage vows. Didn't you read the fine print? To have and to harass.
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Did you talk to him about it?""Oh, sure. Nothing happened, yadda yadda. The usual. But my maydar went off like crazy.""Maydar?""As in, he may be thinking about super hot sex with her. Like radar, only not as sure.
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You looked like the sexiest woman in the world.""Well, in fairness, I am the sexiest woman in the world.""And you're always right.""You are so brilliant to recognize that.
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You're just Little Miss Optimist, aren't you? Do you come with accessories, like a glass half full and lemons to make into lemonade, too?
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Wake me for the massacre, okay? Don't want to miss it.
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I wrestled futilely, then relaxed as a vine wrapped three times around my throat and squeezed.Right," I choked out, and shut my eyes. "I'll wait here, then.
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