11 Quotes by Rainbow Rowell about funny

  • Author Rainbow Rowell
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    I don't like hello. It makes me sound like I have dementia, like I've never heard a phone ring before and I don't know what's supposed to happen next. Hello?

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  • Author Rainbow Rowell
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    He looked up at her and smiled crookedly, holding out a few sheets of paper. "Will you read this? i think maybe it sucks. or maybe it's awesome. it's probably awesome. Tell me it's awesome,okay? Unless it sucks.

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  • Author Rainbow Rowell
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    All you do is eat. You eat, then you start thinking about the next thing you're going to eat.""Eating is the only thing that breaks the monotony," Scotty said.Seth's eyebrows shot up. "This isn't monotony. This is the fucking dream.""It will be," Scotty said. "When I have some yogurt.

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  • Author Rainbow Rowell
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    The goblins have been after me ever since I helped the Coven drive them out of Essex. (They were gobbling up drunk people in club bathrooms, and the Mage was worried about losing regional slang.) I think the goblin who successfully offs me gets to be king.

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