28 Quotes by Rainbow Rowell about humor
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Will you read this? I think maybe it sucks. Or maybe it's awesome. It's probably awesome. Tell me it's awesome, okay? Unless it sucks." — Nick
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-Estás tan deslumbrantemente mona en este momento que tendré que hacer un agujerito en una hoja de papel para poder mirarte.
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She started dialing his cell, then hung up and tried the landline -- maybe Margaret was a better bet to pick up; their parents' generation still felt morally obligated to answer phones.
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He already thought she was a weirdo, and this was just going to make her seem that much weirder. Did the bearded lady get excited when cute guys came to her freak show?
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The goblins have been after me ever since I helped the Coven drive them out of Essex. (They were gobbling up drunk people in club bathrooms, and the Mage was worried about losing regional slang.) I think the goblin who successfully offs me gets to be king.
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Maybe I'm some sort of perverted cartoon-sexual.
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>>How old were you when you had your first kiss?>>Twenty. It's pathetic. Guys don't want to kiss fat girls. >>Not true. There are all those guys on jerry springer, and there's president Clinton... >>Make that: no one I ever wanted to kiss wanted to kiss a fat girl. >>I'll bet you never gave anyone a chance. Mitch says you practically beat him away with a stick.>>I was trying to spare him.
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Your trash can is full of energy bar wrappers." "You were looking through my trash?
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I think you mother has Asperger's," Georgie had said to Neal."They didn't get Asperger's int he '50s.""I'm just saying maybe she's on the the spectrum.""She's just a math teacher.
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