Do you have any idea how hard it is to stay focussed? Splitting headaches all the time! I never know what I’m doing or where I’m going! Constantly grumpy!”“That sounds pretty normal for you,” Percy said.The god’s nostrils flared. One of the grape leaves on his hat burst into flame. “If we know each other from that other camp, it’s a wonder I haven’t already turned you into a dolphin.”“It was discussed,” Percy assured him. “I think you were just too lazy to do it.

I hate to tell you this,” Jason said, “but I think your leopard just ate a goddess.

Are you suggesting that the gods have trouble acting together, young lady?" Dionysus asked.Yes, Lord Dionysus."Mr. D nodded. "Just checking. You're right, of course. Carry on.

(Dionysus:) "Well, I think you did a marvelous job," he offered. "I think, in your honor, any god who is currently being punished with a stint on Earth ought to be pardoned immediately—""No," Zeus snapped.Dionysus slumped back with a dejected sigh.