Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.

I love to sleep. Do you? Isn't it great? It really is the best of both worlds. You get to be alive and unconscious.

I had the most boring office job in the world...I used to clean the windows on envelopes.

Men do not like to admit to even momentary imperfection. My husband forgot the code to turn off the alarm. When the police came, he wouldn't admit he'd forgotten the code... he turned himself in.