5 Quotes by Rita Rudner about marriage

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    I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

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    The older theory was, marry an older man because they're more mature. But the new theory is men don't mature. Marry a younger one.

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    Marriages don't last. When I meet a guy, the first question I ask myself is: is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?

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