There are two kinds of travel: first class and with children.

Streets flooded. Please advise.

I haven't been abroad in so long that I almost speak English without an accent now.

One of the great natural phenomena is the way in which a tube of toothpaste suddenly empties itself when it hears that you are planning a trip, so that when you come to pack it is just a twisted shell of its former self, with not even a cubic millimeter left to be squeezed out.