By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day.

The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.

The greatest thing in family life is to take a hint when a hint is intended-and not to take a hint when a hint isn't intended.

I cut my own hair. I got sick of barbers because they talk too much. And too much of their talk was about my hair coming out.

You don't have to deserve your mother's love. You have to deserve your father s. He's more particular. The father is always a Republican towards his son, and his mother's always a Democrat.

College is a refuge from hasty judgment.