36 Quotes by Robin Williams about Funny
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I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you.
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Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.
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In England, if you commit a crime, the police don't have a gun and you don't have a gun. If you commit a crime, the police will say 'Stop, or I'll say stop again.'
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Cocaine is God's way of telling you you are making too much money.
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Look at airport security now. What started out as definite racial profiling is now where the computer picks a name. That's why you get a seven-month-old getting a pat down. [Imitates a security officer.] "Check the diapers. They're full."
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Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?
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If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?
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People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House.
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You'll notice that Nancy Reagan never drinks water when Ronnie speaks.
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