Misadventure will always cause someone to be pissed off at you, because they don't know what degree you're willing to go to to satisfy your need for misadventure.

As academia became my identity, my fascination with firefighters became buried and, seemingly, died.

Misadventure asked what the harm was partaking in one more and I decided not to argue with her.

I'd been exposed to alternate ways of thinking and it seriously affected the way my mother had reared me.

Substituting the discount rate for the ever increasing chance of death and a dollar for joy, joy today is worth more than joy tomorrow.

Doesn't she understand that a key factor to learning is the want to learn?

By three in the afternoon, after one Bintang too many, I was absolutely smashed and feared that trying to stand may end badly.

She suggested I buy her a drink. I shouldn't have, but I was quite drunk and she was quite pretty.

My biggest problem is that my flight is to depart from Denpasar International Airport in Indonesia, where the penalty for drug trafficking is death by firing squad.