He might be, but think about all that experience." She practically drools and I laugh "Yeah experience dialing the clinic to get his next check-up and STD panel maybe.

Speaking of, can someone get the lasagne out of the Oven before it joins me in the burns unit?

Holy shit my brother Is going to shit himself" darting his eyes down my body

Bree: Meet me at Dukes, there’s a heap of talent here ;)Me: Just finishing up, talent... you mean eye candy with an attachable penis?Bree: Well I’d hope it’s not detachable... don’t need that breaking off anywhere!!

You know they probably invited everyone in breathing distance tonight right?” I question her but she just scoffs “Maybe so, not our problem. I’m not saying we have to express our gratitude by dropping our panties… we can just hang out and dance.