He might be, but think about all that experience." She practically drools and I laugh "Yeah experience dialing the clinic to get his next check-up and STD panel maybe.

Bree: Meet me at Dukes, there’s a heap of talent here ;)Me: Just finishing up, talent... you mean eye candy with an attachable penis?Bree: Well I’d hope it’s not detachable... don’t need that breaking off anywhere!!

Wait so she pretty much told you to piss off then

You know they probably invited everyone in breathing distance tonight right?” I question her but she just scoffs “Maybe so, not our problem. I’m not saying we have to express our gratitude by dropping our panties… we can just hang out and dance.

If I was a betting man, I'd say you intentionally collided with me just to start up a conversation" he starts "but sweetheart, all you had to do was stop by and say hello... no concussions necessary.