No matter how many times I visit New York City, I am always struck by the same thing - a yellow taxicab.

As a fan, I'm distraught, but as a cartoonist looking at new vacant spaces in 2400 newspapers, well, behind me, my cats are dancing a conga line.

I never knew what an engineer did for a living when I was a kid. I still don't.

Crackpot is an excellent job because the expectations are so low. No one ever tells crackpots that they should be doing more.

The most ineffective workers are systematically moved to the place where they can do the least damage: management.