9 Quotes by Seanan McGuire about funny
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If anything attacked us, we could just panic at it until it went away.
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I really don’t think you should put your hand inside the manticore, dear. You don’t know where it’s been. —Enid Healy
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Horns honked all around us, and our fellow drivers seemed concerned about my education, as they were introducing me to all manner of exciting hand gestures. Some of them were even new to me. I pointed to one of them."Look, Dominic. We're learning new things.
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Parthenogenesis means never having your mother tell you to stop doing that or you'll go blind.
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I've done tangos with men who thought my ass was a squeaky toy.
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I am so tired of this gothic crap,” I muttered. “Just once, I want to meet the villain in a cheerful, brightly lit room. Possibly one with kittens.
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I have never wanted to punch a highway in the face as badly as I do right now.
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I squared my shoulders, trying to ignore the fact that I was standing in the apartment of the sea witch, wearing a fairy-tale prom gown, waiting for the attack of the mermaids.
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I was getting tired of being in an endless succession of things called "the fight of a lifetime." Just once, I'd like to have the fight of a Tuesday afternoon.
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