5 Quotes by Shannon Messenger about funny
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I'm not sure. I measured everything twice, and added it in the order I was supposed to, but when I whipped it, it exploded.Whipped it?Yea. At first I thought it said 'whap,' but I figured I read it wrong so I whipped it
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she'd figured out how to steer Silveny by teaching her simple commands like left and right and if you dump me into another pile of sparkly manure, I will clobber you.
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It's time to listen to your girl. No arguing—she's smarter than you.
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The Fitzphie pizzazz, Sophie repeated, There's no such thing.Not what that attitude, there isn't! Keefe told her.
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Keefe shouted, "YOU GUYS HAVE TO SEE THIS!" They ran to the main room and found Keefe standing under the skylight, holding up Mr. Snuggles like it was a baby lion about to be made kind. The sparkly red dragon twinkled almost as much as Keefe's eyes as he said, "I went in to check on our boy and found him cuddling with this!
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