Hey, yummy leather guy? Can you hear me? (Amanda)

Well, someone slap my butt and give me a hero cookie. (Nick)

Boy, you knock on the devil's door and he will head slam you through the wall.

You are the Energizer Bunny for badasses. -Ash

Sam gave Captain Suicide a droll stare. "How did you die again? Oh wait, I know this. 'I can take 'em. I don't need to wait for reinforcements. I can do it myself.' How'd that work out for you again?

He made a sound of disgust in the back of his throat. "Oh thank you so much. That's what every man wants to hear about his name. You might as well call me 'Little Pecker' while you're at it and tell me you would love to have me go shopping with you for feminine hygiene products. Oh and by all means, carry a big, sparkling pink bag with flowers on it and make me hold it.

you're so full of shit, you ought to be a cow manure

Mardi Gras, baby. Mardi Gras. Time when all manner of weird shit cuts loose and parties down.

Don't cross me Scooby-Doo. I'm not an old man in a mask waiting to be thwarted by you meddling kids.