Faith is Hope on a treadmill. Love is the reason we stay on.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away.' But eating too many, is quite enough-plenty. And you'll have to go see the good doc anyway.

You walk a fine line between beautifully macabre and uncharacteristically psychotic.

Genius feels like an over extended Helium balloon about to burst, and everyone criticizes you for not having a conventional way of coping with it.

What Grimm fairy tale featured apiarian morphing humans?

It takes more than balls to be a woman. It takes ovaries.

Everyone wants a piece of you. The trick is what piece to give.

Life is like a double-blind experiment. And the Observer is the only One in on the Know.

Watching the couple, she silently wishes she had just cleaned out her damn coffee pot.