18 Quotes by Steve Coogan about Funny
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If it was just the potatoes that were affected, at the end of the day you will pay the price if you're a fussy eater.
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A friend of mine once said he like his women like his parmesan: strong smelling and shaved. I don't agree with that, but I don't like hairy women.
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Actually the best thing I did was to get thrown out by my wife. She's living with a fitness instructor. He drinks that yellow stuff in tins. He's an idiot.
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I don't like big feet. It reminds me of gammon.
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In my mind God made Adam and Eve, he didn't make Adam and Steve.
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I'm gonna hump ya. Like Deputy Dog... Would hump ya.
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Got my fungal foot powder? Ah, it's a lifesaver, you know. I'd effectively be disabled if it weren't for these.
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All those people who go around saying Life begins at forty, they're notable by their absence. The nerve.
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I woke with a start. At first I assumed I'd trumped myself awake again.
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