18 Quotes by Steve Coogan about Funny
- Author Steve Coogan
-
Quote
Guide dogs for the blind. It's cruel really, isn't it? Getting a dog to lead a man round all day. Not fair on either of them.
- Tags
- Share
- Author Steve Coogan
-
Quote
Convoy? Michael, you're hanging around with a man who uses a collective term for a single vehicle.
- Tags
- Share
- Author Steve Coogan
-
Quote
Two fat ladies, 88! Not that you'd find these ladies at a bingo hall, of course... they're altogether a higher class of fat lady.
- Tags
- Share
- Author Steve Coogan
-
Quote
Sadly, I can't say the same for my Father, who is probably in a different place - Hell.
- Tags
- Share
- Author Steve Coogan
-
Quote
It's arguably the best newspaper in the world.
- Tags
- Share
- Author Steve Coogan
-
Quote
That was liquid football
- Tags
- Share
- Author Steve Coogan
-
Quote
There's never any graffiti in the hotel. Although in the Gents a couple of weeks ago I did see someone had drawn a lady's part. Quite detailed. The guy obviously had talent.
- Tags
- Share
- Author Steve Coogan
-
Quote
You really have got lots of issues! Yeah, of 'What Car Magazine'!
- Tags
- Share
- Author Steve Coogan
-
Quote
I'm 47, my girlfriend's 33; she's 14 years younger than me, back of the net!
- Tags
- Share