A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

Some people have a way with words, and other people...oh, uh, not have way.

I love money. I love everything about it. I bought some pretty good stuff. Got me a $300 pair of socks. Got a fur sink. An electric dog polisher. A gasoline powered turtleneck sweater. And, of course, I bought some dumb stuff, too.

I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.

I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.

Thankfully, persistence is a great substitute for talent.

Writer's block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol.

Boy, those French! They have a different word for everything.

I believe entertainment can aspire to be art, and can become art, but if you set out to make art you're an idiot.