The Rum Tum Tugger is a Curious Cat: If you offer him pheasant he would rather have grouse. If you put him in a house he would much prefer a flat, If you put him in a flat then he'd rather have a house. If you set him on a mouse then he only wants a rat, If you set him on a rat then he'd rather chase a mouse. Yes the Rum Tum Tugger is a Curious Cat - And there isn't any call for me to shout it: For he will do As he do do And there's no doing anything about it!

Macavity, Macavity, there's no one like Macavity, there never was a cat of such deceitfulness and sauvity.

When a Cat adopts you there is nothing to be done about it except to put up with it until the wind changes.

With cats, some say, one rule is true: Don't speak till you are spoken to.

The naming of cats is a difficult matter

When a Cat adopts you there is nothing to be done about it except put up with it until the wind changes.