So that's it?" Kenji says. "You just like him for his personality, huh?""What?""All of this," Kenji says, waving a hand in the air, "has nothing to do with him being all sexy and shit and him being able to touch you all the time?""You think Warner is sexy?""That is not what I said.

Who says you can’t be cute and kick ass at the same time?” Kenji winks at me. “I do it every day.

I'm having a panic attack, you inconsiderate ass.

Shit, man, if I didn’t know you were in a world of pain right now, I’d be filming this.

But — why would she break up with you? Why was she crying?” At this, I laugh again.“ Because I,” I say, pointing at myself, “am a monster."Kenji looks confused. “ And how is that news to anyone?”I smile. He’s funny, I think. Funny guy.

Do you never get exhausted being so wholly unbearable?

You’re a total catch.” “I know, right? I keep trying to tell people.

We're too different now. We want different things. And this?" I say nodding at our hands. "All this managed to prove is that you are extremely good at turning me off

I'm going to go get more coffee" "i thought you said it was disgusting." He levels a look at me. " Yes, but i am a sad, sad man with very low standards