I really should come with a warning label.

Other than the voices in my head, I think I’m pretty normal.

...Life is much simpler if you don’t notice anything....

Do you realize how hard it is to keep your mind clear when somebody’s telling you to keep your mind clear?

Librarians are notorious snitches—don’t let anybody convince you otherwise.

You know, my main goal in life is trying not to end up in a straightjacket.

"Well-- I don’t know-- the cops might not respond too well to you looking through their windows with a telescope."

I don’t believe it! You’re still interested in the girl, despite the fact that she might be some kind of alien. Does this sickness of yours have any bounds?

I’ve always found wildlife very calming-- except when animals are eating each other, of course.