I had wasted my life in the pursuit of a career, romance, financial independence and the best heels in town when it seems I could have done more for my self esteem with a .38 calibre handgun

The things you see when you’re not carrying a gun

I suppose you’re young,’ she conceded, managing once again to make youth sound like impetigo

Men are mystifying creatures. For instance why do all men think their penis is a panacea for all the world’s problems?

The Classic Notting Hill junkie, i.e; Armani underwear, Pink’s shirt and Burberry belt tourniquets

Chic rarely bothers to leave the Rue De Faubourg Saint-Honore.

I had walked all over the fragile bloom of his heart like a Boadicea in Blahniks

I suppose a cycle courier knows better than anyone how a murder on Marble Arch can hold up traffic.

We live in different times. I would not have described London as a city of gun-toters but that was when Londoners still said sorry when you knock them over and called cappuccinos fluffy coffees & policemen, bobbies!