Attitude is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than what people do or say. It is more important than appearance, giftedness, or skill.

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it.

Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.

It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to.

I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.

When you wake up in the morning, smile - and get it over with.