People skills are useless with cats, because cats are immune to training, and do whatever they decide in any situation... And most importantly they aren’t human.

Translating from #cat is easy - you just ignore everything, then you decide what you want it to have said, thought, or wanted.

people decided that trees have no feelings

#Cats are marvelous creatures - they either adapt to circumstances, or decide to make circumstances adapt to them. Either way - they win.