A remark generally hurts in proportion to its truth.

If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?

I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat.

So live that you would not mind selling your pet parrot to the town gossip

Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.

Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.

Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.

I'm not so much interested in the return ON my money as I am in the return OF my money.