Mr. Attlee is a modest man with much to be modest about.

Eating words has never given me indigestion.

Don't talk to me about naval tradition. It's nothing but rum, sodomy, and the lash.

A joke is a very serious thing.

Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an ever smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill-designed for the purpose

A good speech should be like a woman's skirt: long enough to cover the subject and short enough to create interest

A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject.

I am always ready to learn although I do not always like being taught.

He is like a female llama surprised in her bath.