You can always rely on America to do the right thing -- once it has exhausted the alternatives.

A prisoner of war is a man who tries to kill you and fails, and then asks you not to kill him.

I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.

In those days he was wiser than he is now; he used to frequently take my advice.

Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill-designed for the purpose.