Death doesn't really worry me that much, I'm not frightened about it... I just don't want to be there when it happens.

Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.

Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once.

It is impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.

Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered?

Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. This is a very comforting thought-particularly for people who can never remember where they have left things.

I failed to make the chess team because of my height.

I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government.

Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.