It's all about perspective. The sinking of the Titanic was a miracle to the lobsters in the ship's kitchen. (Oct 4, 2011)

Maybe history wouldn't have to repeat itself if we listened once in awhile.

If anaphylactic shock is wrong, I don't wanna bee bite.

My Halloween costume is Godot. I'm not showing up at the party, just texting the host every 10 minutes that I'm on my way.

I can't shake the feeling that all these conspiracy theorists are in on it.

I wrote a book on cats. In retrospect, I should have used paper, cause chapter six got hit by a car.