Well, you need to have at least one black friend, otherwise people think you're racist

Everyone has an idea that they think would be a great movie. Everyone has a cousin who they think you should work with.

There is one person I can think of better than me. And that's Zach Braff. What a cool guy.

I think there are bound to be obstacles in any path to success. I mean, I'm Jewish, and there's nothing I can do about that. Instead of sitting around and feeling sorry for myself, I got over it and did something with my life.

I think I suffer from some mild depression.

People are always saying bad things about them, but really they think they're just trying to clean up our planet. I'm not saying it's right but, you know, we could all benefit from following that example.

I think a lot of people are drawn to seeing people that want to be better. We see it in ourselves.

I don't think it's that bad, I mean, I love people following me around and helping me do stuff.

I think the Bible should be re-written for today's society. We can call it 'Scrubs.'