It's just Gods way of getting babies to heaven faster!

I'm not saying eating babies should be legal, but when they're so delicious, what's the harm in it? I don't know what tastes better, their innocence or their gooey rib butter.

Don't get me wrong, I love the idea of killing unwanted babies, it's just that the idea of letting women make a decision doesn't sit well with me.

I once fisted two babies and then used the corpses as boxing gloves to fight off the grieving parents.