Sure the jews killed jesus, but the guy was an awful carpenter

I don't have anything against this Jesus guy, but has he written, directed, and starred in his own movie?

I wouldn't say I'm bigger than Jesus. If I had to guess, I'd say probably, yeah, but as far as I know, the bible is never clear on this.

I certainly do not consider myself the next Jesus. I'd say he was more of a precursor to Zach Braff.

I've always tried to learn from the greats: Orson Welles, Humphrey Bogart, Ghandi, Buddha, Jesus... it's just that there's this tremendous pressure to correct all the things they got wrong.