Ever since I was little it was programmed into me that London is where great theatre occurs and all the big shows you love start there.

They say that guys who like chick flicks tend to do a little better with the ladies. Well, I INVENTED the chick flick, so you can pretty much guess where that leaves me.

I know every politician spins the truth a little.

When I was little I always wanted to drive a train. That, and become a baker.