52 Quotes About 2011

There is no one in the United States over the age of 18 who cannot be indicted for some federal crime. That is not an exaggeration.

Everyone loves a witch hunt as long as it's someone else's witch being hunted.

Not reassuring when weathermen say 'Today will be terrible but don't worry it won't be as terrible as tomorrow or Friday.

Tip to all British tabloids: Do Not Hack Amy Winehouse's Phone. I repeat: Do Not Hack Amy Winehouse's Phone.

Some libs took offense at my David Broder quip earlier. In my own defense, I was taught in college it's OK to disrespect dead white males.

The British version of 'Shit My Dad Says' is really entertaining.

One upside of the heat. Kind of cool to see a cat pant.

This is how it works now with the news: the story begins with a moral, then a narrative is fashioned to support it.

Given Loughner's obsession with meaninglessness and language, maybe Foucault & Derrida deserve some fault here, too.