462 Quotes About Absurd

What can you do with a person who says that he is absolutely uncertain about everything, and that he is absolutely certain about that?

A watched pot never boils.... but it does develop paranoia

Flying is simple. Hitting the ground is hard

Never send a Man in to do a Donkey's job

Date rape is just plain moronic when you consider how slutty figs are

Death is life's way of telling you, you've been recalled

You'll never know what psychopathic heights you're capable of, just lying there on the sofa

A man from the Land of Fools wanted to pull down the clouds.'Why?' someone asked him.'To squeeze out the rain.

Don Severo dropped his fork, Doña Remedios nearly chocked, but Jesús carried on playing with his food. He’d never really liked broccoli.