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Saying you're through with romance is like saying you're done with living, Betty. Life is better with a little romance, you know.

Don't believe anything you read on the net. Except this. Well, including this, I suppose.

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.

Advice for the wise: You"d better bite your tongueRather than cast a spell wrong.

Never ask an elf for help; they might decide your better off dead, eh?

If it doesn't sweat, jiggle, or pant, it's not alive.

For the love of God, unless you’re prepping for Rigoletto at the Met, go easy on the eyeliner.

Do not be afraid, my child,” Sheba told her. “Fear is the prison of the mind.

Love one another with great passion.