947 Quotes About Alcohol

I don't drink much alcohol. If it doesn't taste like candy or sparkles, I usually don't drink it.

Ever since I was an itty bitty kitty, been drinking liquor out of Mama's titty.

Of all vices, drinking is the most incompatible with greatness.

I think a lot of times when people drunk dial about relationships, they're in a really strange place and they don't know what they want. But when they get that alcohol in them it makes everything a bit clearer, and you just do what you need to do.

Every morning just before breakfast I don't want no coffee or tea, just me and my good Buddy Wieser, that's all I ever need.

Everybody funny, now you funny too.

If you don't start drinking, I'm gonna leave.

He's halfway sick and halfway stoned. He'd sure like to kick, but he's too far gone. So they wind him down with methadone.

The chill Miss Trent has her men frustrated to a point at which a mortal male would smack her little mouth, so smooth, so firm, so free of nicotine, alcohol and emotion.