947 Quotes About Alcohol

Don Marquis came down after a month on the wagon, ambled over to the bar, and announced, 'I've conquered that goddamn willpower of mine. Gimme a double Scotch.

An aching head and trembling limbs, which are the inevitable effects of drinking, disincline the hands from work.

Refrain from drink which is the source of all evil-and the ruin of half the workmen in this Country.

In the 1940s a survey listed the top seven discipline problems in public schools: talking, chewing gum, making noise, running in the halls, getting out of line, wearing improper clothes, and not putting paper in wastebaskets. A more recent survey lists these top seven: drug abuse, alcohol abuse, pregnancy, suicide, rape, robbery, and assault. (Arson, gang warfare, and venereal disease are also-rans).

Drinking beer doesn't make you fat, it makes you lean...Against bars, tables, chairs, and poles.

About the nicest thing God ever invented was alcohol. He's proud of it, too. The Bible's full of kind remarks about booze.

They said that they could smell the alcohol on your breath. They could tell by the way you were talking and by the way you were walking.

This is the nature of the people we are dealing with. These are three troubled young men with anger problems, alcohol problems and the inability to tell the truth (on the stand).

I'm sure there have been a lot of boys I've chased over the years that has been fueled by alcohol and stupidity. But that's kind of how things happen - sometimes you have to do something really stupid, and sometimes it works out, and sometimes you fall flat on your face.