947 Quotes About Alcohol

Any combination of alcohol and gasoline is very unforgiving of water.

Six pints of bitter, said Ford Prefect. And quickly please, the world's about to end.

Here's what the Encyclopedia Galactica has to say about alcohol. It says that alcohol is a colourless volatile liquid formed by the fermentation of sugars and also notes its intoxicating effect on certain carbon-based life forms.

Indians have a big problem with alcohol and drugs. I grew up with an admiration for their culture and was sensitive to their problems.

Beware of anger. It is the most difficult to remove of all the hindrances. But it is the alcohol of the body, you know, and the devil of it is that it deadens the perceptions.

The best audience is one that is intelligent, well-educated, and a little drunk.

BRANDY, n. A cordial composed on one part thunder-and-lightning, one part remorse, two parts bloody murder, one part death-hell-and-the-grave and four parts clarified Satan.

We used to drink an awful lot of alcohol.

Always be drunk ... Get drunk militantly. Just get drunk.