947 Quotes About Alcohol

Bottom line, this is not an alcohol license that they're wanting. They're wanting to be able to serve one or two drinks with a meal -- that is it. Just to offer something to the community to their guests, just to help bring in more business to their establishment.

An American monkey, after getting drunk on brandy, would never touch it again, and thus is much wiser than most men.

Bring in the bottled lightning, a clean tumbler, and a corkscrew.

I just took some ecstasy, ain't no tellin' what the side effects could be.

At .08 (blood alcohol level), you can't drive a car. But at three times that, (the prosecution) thinks you know what you're doing with a knife? That's ridiculous.

The machine analyzes the release from the skin pores and is able to detect alcohol molecules.

I don't drink hard liquor anymore, but I sometimes order Lagavulin just for the smell. It's so good. It's unbelievable.

I was never a cokehead or anything like that. I always despised that drug. I thought it was a waste of time, pointless.

I'd get very nervous and uncomfortable in social situations and the only way I could feel at all normal was, well, to drink my guts out.