947 Quotes About Alcohol

Pour me something tall and strong, make it a Hurricane before I go insane. It's only half past twelve but I don't care, it's 5 O'clock somewhere.

Tonight I'm the designated drinker.

I can drink like a fish, or at least, someone born with fetal alcohol syndrome.

We drown our doubts in dry champagne and soothe our souls with fine cocaine. I don't know why I even care, we get so high and get nowhere.

Success is my drug of choice.

I'm glad I've given up drugs and alcohol. It would be awful to be like Keith Richards. He's pathetic. It's like a monkey with arthritis, trying to go onstage and look young.

And it's one more beer and I don't hear you any more.

Drunk all the time, feeling fine on elderberry wine.

I've had my fills of cocaine and pills.