262 Quotes About Alien

  • Author Jack Handy
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    If Alien was my friend, I'd like to be with him when he went to the dentist. When they started drilling, he'd probably go nuts and start eating everybody. That Alien!

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  • Author Karen Harris
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    Next time we need to schedule this before the alien abduction, ... Parents should be out there cheering, 'Yeah, we're ready for school to start.'

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  • Author Phil Hartman
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    'Blasto' is a new game for Sony Playstation. It's an awesome three-dimensional game, and I play the character Blasto who's sort of a Flash Gordon barrel-chested superhero who goes to Uranus and shoots these little green alien Fascist guys. He rescues babes; he goes on wild rides.

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  • Author Stephen Hawking
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    I believe alien life is quite common in the universe, although intelligent life is less so. Some say it has yet to appear on planet Earth.

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  • Author Tricia Heldmann
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    Nobody's really proven alien abduction yet, so generally there's a trail of scent for the dogs to work with.

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  • Author R. Inge
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    dealing with not only a lack of management skills, but societies where crowd management generally - not just in sport - is pretty much an alien concept.

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  • Author Al Jourgensen
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    I think we were colonized by aliens 250,000 years ago, and they genetically altered our DNA to be primates into homo erectus and humans. I'm very interested in how we evolved so suddenly, which obviously ties in with the alien thing.

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  • Author Georgia Johnson
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    The heart of a woman falls back with the night,/ And enters some alien cage in its plight,/ And tries to forget it has dreamed of the stars,/ While it breaks, breaks, breaks on the sheltering bars.

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