5,300 Quotes About America

I hope you find someone you can't live without.I really do. And I hope you never have to know what it's like to have to try and live without them.

No, I’m not choosing him or you. I’m choosing me.

America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between.

If you don’t want me to be in love with you, you’re going to have to stop looking so lovely. First thing tomorrow I’m having your maids sew some potato sacks together for you.

Remember, remember always, that all of us, and you and I especially, are descended from immigrants and revolutionists.

You get confused by crying women, I get confused by walks with princes.

Your Majesty—Tugging my ear. Whenever.

If you want to understand a society, take a good look at the drugs it uses. And what can this tell you about American culture? Well, look at the drugs we use. Except for pharmaceutical poison, there are essentially only two drugs that Western civilization tolerates: Caffeine from Monday to Friday to energize you enough to make you a productive member of society, and alcohol from Friday to Monday to keep you too stupid to figure out the prison that you are living in.

I hit your thigh!”“Oh, please. A man doesn’t need that long to recover from a knee to the thigh.