91 Quotes About Amusing

Assuming mother's absence is only for a short time, don't be too concerned if you find yourself being more relaxed than she is over what the children eat. It is far better to maintain harmony and let mother cope with the problem later. You can use the excuse "You are only having this because Mummy's in hospital!".

It’s an amusing world, it’s easier to maintain distance than to maintain relationships.

Falling in love and falling to your death feel about the same, I thought. And I almost laughed.

I've never really liked the Yanks. ... You can't trust people who pick up the ball all the time when they play football.

Sara held up a hand. 'How exactly did you "decline" his offer?''By slitting his throat.

There are many premium writers, yes? Tolstoy, yes? He wrote War, and also Peace, which are both premium books.

the kind of person took milk in his tea on one day and decided against it on the next.

and let's face it, the French Army couldn't beat a girls hockey team

Bruce ate a mouthful of eggs and meditated. 'I wonder how many of the great heroes of history would turn out to be a slow runner, if you ever investigated the circumstances.