1,641 Quotes About Animal

There is such an animal as a nonstylist, only they're not writers - they're typists.

If a cat does something, we call it instinct; if we do the same thing, for the same reason, we call it intelligence.

The sloth lives his life upside down. He is perfectly comfortable that way. If the blood rushes to his head, nothing happens because there is nothing to work on.

The hippopotamus looks monogamous- he looks as if he would have to be.

The rhinoceros stood ... about five hundred yards away ... not a twentieth-century animal at all, but an odd, grim straggler from the Stone Age.

The Government's role is to facilitate the trade and in particular ensure that veterinary certificates, animal screening, treatment and ear tagging are carried out before any importer takes delivery of the animals.

A little bird told me that jumping is easy and the falling is fun, right up until you hit sidewalk shivering and stunned.

What I like way better than LGBT in terms of labeling sexuality actually is a scheme that comes to me from my friend Animal Prufrock wherein one is identified not by what they supposedly "are" but rather by what they are into. Which brings us to the terms hemosexual, shemosexual, and mosexual.

Three quiet days. This hell fiend is like a cat with a mouse. She lets me loose only to pounce upon me again. I am never so frightened as when every thing is still.