49 Quotes About Artemis-fowl

I don't know why it is, Captain Short, but whenever you start agreeing with me, I get decidedly nervous.

The humans were protecting their heritage, or so they thought. Strange that Mud Men seem more concerned about the past than the present.

Angeline, distraught over her son's obsession and afraid of the effects of the past year on Artemis's mind, signed her thirteen-year-old up for treatment with the school counselor. You have to feel sorry for him. The counselor, that is.

He needed a plan. Something audacious and brilliant. Something that had never been attempted before. Artemis was not unduly worried on that front. His brain had never let him down before.

Listen to me, goblin. You're stupid, let's accept that and move on.

They were in a position of total ignorance and people in that position often died without being enlightened.

Some people just needed to be stolen from.

Certain battles were won by retreating.

Ah, my princess. Noble steed. How does the morning find you both?