5 Quotes by Eion Colfer

Knock yourself out... Or rather, don't.

The humans were protecting their heritage, or so they thought. Strange that Mud Men seem more concerned about the past than the present.

I did call you a pair of overdeveloped, single-cell Cro-Magnons.”“Did you?”“Well I have now.”“Nobody calls me an overdeveloped, single-bell crow magnet.” “No. I bet nobody does.

But he drank a lot. When love dies, he told me, there are no survivors.

Im riding a troll! i was born to do this,and steal stuff, and EAT LOADS!