44 Quotes About Assholes

Black holes are but the assholes of the universe.

I now have anti-bodies to assholes after working for so many.

By the time I was five, he yelled at me so much I thought my name was Asshole.

Assholes use closers.

How else to make a dent in an object as immovable as patriarchy itself...?

I measure men by the content of their character, not the color of their skin, and I find all of them are assholes.

I believe all people are assholes. You won't find anyone that you like. You'll just find someone you dislike a little less than the last asshole. And I can't wait for that day. To have a woman that I can say I dislike a little less than all the other assholes.

Gay men know a lot more about sexual responsiveness, and the erotic potential of their bodies, particularly of their nipples and assholes, than straight men.

He's a moron being an asshole. You don't shoot people for being assholes, or the human race would be extinct.